(Chandler called Janice and discovered that she is now married and pregnant)
Chandler: Janice was my safety net... and now I have to get a snake.
Phoebe: Uh-huh... Why is that?
Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing. Y'know, a hook--like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So, I figure I'll be crazy man with a snake! Y'know? Crazy Snake Man! And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won't walk past my place they will run! "Run away from Crazy Snake Man!!" they'll shout!