Season 2 Episode 16

The One Where Joey Moves Out

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 15, 1996 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Richard: (Loudly, to warn Monica) Judy! Going to the bathroom! Good for you!
      Judy: Yes, Richard... thanks for the support.

    • Ross: Mon, Mon, are you okay?
      Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
      Ross: Yeah.
      Monica: Well, I just caught the live show.
      Ross: Eww.

    • Jack: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got the Porsche. You... you got your own little speedster.
      Richard: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
      Jack: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou...
      Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.

    • Ross: (About arriving at her parents' house with Richard) All right, shall we?
      Monica: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's, let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
      Ross: Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it.

    • Joey: (While packing) Hey, you guys are still going to come visit me, right?
      Ross: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time... (Chandler gives him a look) except when we are here.

    • Rachel: (About tattoos) Why didn't you get it?
      Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
      Rachel: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
      Phoebe: I know, I know, and I was going to get it, but then he came in with this needle and, uh... Did you know they do this with needles?
      Rachel: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens!

    • Joey: I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.
      Chandler: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, okay? I can afford to live here by myself. You know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.

    • Monica: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. You know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
      Jack: When did I say that?
      Monica: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up Mom.

    • Phoebe: Okay, hey! Is your boyfriend the boss of you?
      Rachel: No.
      Phoebe: Okay, who is the boss of you?
      Rachel: You?

    • Phoebe: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's going to work? Ross equals boss. I mean, come on what is this, 1922?
      Rachel: What's 1922?
      Phoebe: Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do... a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible.

    • Phoebe: Okay, Rach. Which, which lily? This lily or that lily?
      Rachel: Well, I...
      Phoebe: I like this lily. It's more open, you know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Oh! Foghorn Leghorn! Oh!

    • Judy: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
      Ross: Uh, actually Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.

    • Chandler: (About Joey finishing his cereal, licking his spoon, and putting it back in the silverware drawer) The spoon. You licked and, and you put. You licked and you put!
      Joey: Yeah, so.
      Chandler: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. (Joey looks sheepish) You used my toothbrush?
      Joey: Well, that was only because I used the red one to unclog the drain.
      Chandler: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.
      Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
      Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
      Joey: All right, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

    • Phoebe: (About tattoos) Um, I'm getting a lily for my Mom. 'Cause her name's Lily.
      Chandler: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

    • Phoebe: Oh, look at you fancy lads. What's the occasion?
      Joey: Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's having a brunch.

    • Ross: (To Monica) I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, "God I hope they get together."

    • Joey: I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
      Chandler: Hey, I've never been lower or wetter.

    • Richard: Maybe we should just tell them.
      Monica: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
      Richard: My parents are dead.
      Monica: God, you are so lucky.

    • Chandler: Richard's going to the party too, huh?
      Monica: He's my parents' best friend. He has to be there.
      Joey: So, is today the day you gonna tell them about you two?
      Monica: Yeah, for my Dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.

    • Joey: Man, this is weird. Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
      Chandler: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last forty years.

    • Phoebe: I'm getting a tattoo.
      Ross: A tattoo? Why would you wanna do that?
      Rachel: Don't you think that would be kinda cool?
      Ross: No, sorry I don't. Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right, Pheebs, and it's like I own a bad haircut all the time? (Awkward silence) Why is everyone staring at me?

    • Chandler: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!
      Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?

    • Ross: You got a tattoo?
      Rachel: Yeah, but just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Judy: Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
      Jack: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.

      Cocoon is a 1985 science fiction film, directed by Ron Howard, about a group of elderly people who are rejuvenated by aliens.

    • Jack: Honey, have you seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.

      Harmon Killebrew is a former Major League Baseball player and member of the Hall of Fame. He was famous for his ability to hit home runs, primarily during the 1960s.

    • Phoebe: I like this lily. It's more open, you know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Oh! Foghorn Leghorn! Oh!

      Foghorn Leghorn is the name of a character appearing in numerous Warner Brothers animated cartoons, especially The Looney Tunes Show. He is a large adult rooster with a strong southern accent and is prone to mischief.

    • Joey: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes.

      The Rockettes are a precision dance company, stationed out of the Radio City Music Hall in Manhattan, New York City.

    • Joey: It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
      Chandler: I'm aware we're not gay puppets.

      Bert and Ernie are puppets from the show Sesame Street. Radio spoofs have been done claiming that Bert and Ernie are gay, since they have lived together for over 20 years.