Season 10 Episode 13

The One Where Joey Speaks French

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 19, 2004 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Ross: You sure you're alright?
      Rachel: Yep.
      Ross: (unconvinced) Okay. Well, um... I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast.
      Rachel: F... Y... I...
      Ross: There it is!
      Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex? ...just do it!
      Ross: Wait. You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
      Rachel: Really? Well, it seems to me if you had done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up comforted and satisfied.
      Ross: (reflecting on his love-making prowess) Well...
      Rachel: Oh, stop that!
      Ross: I can't believe this, what... I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.
      Rachel: Oh, that is so hot!
      Ross: Hey, I was looking out for you!
      Rachel: Oh really? Well Ross, y'know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
      Ross: (laughing at the irony) I gotta say, I've not had sex a lot of times before? ...This is the worst... ever!
      Rachel: Oh, really? Really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either.
      Ross: Oh, okay. Hey, hey, y'know what? To avoid this little thing in the future let's just say you and me... never having sex again!
      Rachel: What?
      Ross: That's right, sex is off the table!