Joey: I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.
Phoebe: Oh, why? What's up?
Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French... which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in.
Ross: (admonishing) Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé...
Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (turning to Ross) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?