Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I am totally... naked.
Monica: Oh, I've had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
All: Never had that one.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now, I don't know what to do... everybody starts looking at me...
Monica: They weren't looking at you before?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it... and it turns out it's my mother--which is very, very weird because... she never calls me.