Season 1 Episode 1

The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate (a.k.a. Pilot)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 22, 1994 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I am totally... naked.
      Monica: Oh, I've had that dream.
      Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... there.
      Joey: Instead of...?
      Chandler: That's right.
      All: Never had that one.
      Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now, I don't know what to do... everybody starts looking at me...
      Monica: They weren't looking at you before?
      Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it... and it turns out it's my mother--which is very, very weird because... she never calls me.