Chandler: Hey, it's the most eligible man in New York! How's the "moving on" going?
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand, but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Chandler: Well, maybe you're going about this the wrong way. Y'know, I mean, think about it... single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself!
Ross: That's funny... Do you think you'll ever work again?
Chandler: What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out!