Season 9 Episode 1

The One Where No One Proposes

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 26, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phoebe: Congratulations! I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey 'cause I didn't know if he knew yet.
      Ross: That we had a baby? C'mon, let's give him a little more credit than that... Although, I did see him eat some plastic fruit earlier...
      Phoebe: No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
      Ross: What?
      Phoebe: Oh, it's a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven't done the secret thing in a long time.
      Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didn't propose.
      Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?
      Ross: (incensed) I am a doctor!