Phoebe: Congratulations! I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey 'cause I didn't know if he knew yet.
Ross: That we had a baby? Come on, let's give him a little more credit than that. Although, I did see him eat some plastic fruit earlier...
Phoebe: No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
Phoebe: Oh, it's a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven't done the secret thing in a long time.
Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didn't propose.
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?
Ross: (incensed) I am a doctor!