Season 3 Episode 2

The One Where No One's Ready

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 26, 1996 on NBC

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  • This is a sweet episode.

    This is really funny. It's wierd because in this whole episode no one leaves Rachel and Monica's apartment.

    Everyone is in Rachel and Monica's apartment except for Pheobe. Everyone is going to watch Ross do a speech. Ross is the only one ready. Rachel is trying to figure out what to wear. Chandler is sitting in a chair, then he goes to the bathroom. Phoebe enters the room and she is ready. Chandler comes out of the bathroom and Joey is sitting in the chair that Chandler was sitting in. Chandler tells him to get up, but he doesn't want to. Ross keeps bugging everyone to get ready. Monica comes out of her room and talks to Phoebe for a bit, then she checks the messages. She gets a message from Richard. She can't figure out if it's old or new. Ross tells her to just get ready. Chandler is still trying to get is chair back, but while doing that, Joey flings some humus on to Phoebe's dress. Phoebe is really mad so she goes to borrow a dress from Rachel. Meanwhile Monica is still trying to figure out if the message is old or new. She sends Richard a message to ask if the message was old or new. She listens to her message on the speaker phone because she knows Richards code for his answering machine. After she listens to her message again, there was another message from a girl. The girl said she had a fun time on the weekend. Monica is shocked that Richard has a girlfriend. Then Monica thinks it might be his daughter, Michelle. Then Chandler leaves the room to go change. He comes back and Joey is still sitting in the chair. Chandler tells Joey that he has to go get changed now. He says okay and leaves the room with the cushions for the chair. Chandler's mad. When Joey comes back, he yells at Chandler for taking all his underwear. Then he says he is going to do the exact opposite of what Chandler did. He storms out of the apartment. Then Ross gets really mad because Rachel still hasn't picked out what to wear yet. He yells at her and she is about to cry. Then Monica calls Michelle to see if that was her voice on the answering machine. She calls and she figures out that it was. She hangs up, but Michelle calls her back because Michelle has caller ID. Monica answers the phone and explains everything. Michelle gets really mad and hangs up. Then Monica finally gets ready. Then Rachel comes out of her room and says that she's not going to go. Then Joey comes in with all of Chandler's clothes on. Every piece of clothing that Chandler owns was on Joey. Then Ross asks Rachel if there is anything to do to make it up to her. Joey says "Why don't you drink fat?" Rachel says that Ross should drink fat. Ross agree's to drink fat, if Rachel would go. Right as soon as Ross is about to drink it, Rachel stops him and says she'll go. She can't believe that Ross would actully drink fat for her. They make up and they have sex right in the middle of the table after everyone leaves.

    I give this episode a 9.4 out of 10.