Phoebe: (about donating $200 to PBS) By supporting them, I'm doing a good thing... but, I'm not happy about it... So, there! A selfless good deed.
Joey: Alright... you don't feel a little good about donating the money?
Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.
Joey: A hamster? But those things are like ten bucks.
Phoebe: Yeah, not the one I had my eye on...