Ross: (to the gang about his mother) She pulled me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel.
Monica: Oh, God.
Phoebe: Yeah... (thinks about it) Why aren't you with Rachel?
Ross: Hey, you're kidding, right? Look, we're not gonna get together just because we're having this baby. I know, she's not just some girl I humped...
Joey: Oh, wha... "Humped"? C'mon, Ross.
Phoebe: But y'know what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Ross: Okay, stop it! I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.
Phoebe: Right... And with who again?