Joey: Hi, Ben... So you want to be an actor, huh? Well, I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's a ton of rejection, no stability--I mean, one day you're Dr. Drake Ramoray, the next day you're eatin' ketchup right out of the bottle... It's a tough life. I mean, sure, okay... you can get up whenever you want, watch TV all day, meet tons of women in acting class... (realizing) Who am I kiddin'? I can't talk you out of this--it's a great life!