Season 8 Episode 3

The One Where Rachel Tells...

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 11, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Deleted Scene)
      Chandler: (In the airport security holding room) Look, this is ridiculous. I was just making a joke. I mean, I know the sign says "No jokes about bombs" but shouldn't the sign really say "No bombs?!" I mean, isn't that the guy we really have to worry about here, the guy with the bombs? Not the guy who jokes about his bombs. Not that I have bombs, but if I did, I probably wouldn't joke about them. I'd probably want to keep that rather quiet!... I'm sorry. You had some questions for me?
      Security Guard: Miss, what is your association with this man?
      Monica: Uh, he's my husband.
      Security Guard: I see.
      Monica: Oh, but, but, but only for a few days. I mean, I don't know what he does when he's outside the house.
      Chandler: Thank you darling. (To the guards) you see, this is the first time we're traveling my way, so it's very important that we make this flight. See, it's one of those her plan versus my plan kind of thing.
      Security Guard: What do you mean by plan?
      Chandler: You really should just ask me yes or no questions.