Season 5 Episode 19

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 22, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Rachel has lost Monica's earring, but Phoebe is taking the blame)
      Phoebe: Mon, can I talk to you for a sec? Um... I lost one of your earrings. I am sorry. I am so, so sorry...
      Monica: Wow... Alright, well, I mean... what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it.
      Phoebe: I'll replace it. I promise. I feel so terrible.
      Monica: Alright, sweety. That's fine--you didn't do it on purpose!
      Phoebe: No.
      Monica: Aw, look at you... c'mere... (they hug) Feel better?
      Phoebe: Yeah, you're the best!
      Rachel: (jealous of the bonding between Phoebe and Monica) Okay, wait a minute... Wait, I, I can't do this. Honey, it's not Phoebe's fault. She leant me the earrings, I lost it, I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible, too. (goes to hug Monica)
      Monica: (incensed) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff! I mean, first it's my jewelry and if it's not my jewelry it's, it's my blue sweater, and if it's not my blue sweater it's my sunglasses!
      Rachel: Your sunglasses?
      Monica: Yes! 
      Phoebe: Oh, right. (hands the sunglasses Rachel borrowed from her to Monica)