Ross: Mom, Dad... You remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Jack & Judy: (looking at Chandler) Yes.
Ross: Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking... the pot. It was me. I'm sorry.
Judy: (disbelieving) It was you?
Monica: And Dad... Chandler didn't melt your records... Ross did.
Jack: (turning to Ross) Is that true...?
Monica: And Dad... You know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Ross: (feeling cornered) Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!
Monica: (raising her voice) Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!
Ross: (shouting) Monica and Chandler are living together!
Monica: (screaming) Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!
Phoebe: (not to be outdone) I love Jacques Cousteau!
Rachel: (paging through the cookbook) I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Joey: (bellowing) I wanna go!
Judy: (barely collecting herself) That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.