Friends Season 6 Episode 2

Ross: You wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: Always.
Ross: I didn't get the annulment.
Phoebe: What?!
Ross: We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later.

Phoebe: Here's an article about people who marry people and don't tell them.
Ross: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. I'm reading Ross Geller Magazine.

Phoebe: Did you get the annulment?
Ross: I couldn't.
Phoebe: I knew it! Because you love Rachel.
Ross: It's not that OK? Annulments are more complicated than I--
Phoebe: Yeah, complicated because of the love.
Ross: I, I do, I do not love Rachel. I'm going tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Phoebe: I've never been more convinced of your love for her.

Chandler: Look, I'm just going to be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.
Joey: Yeah but we won't be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
Chandler: Not once did we do that.

Phoebe: Well, I thought you loved her when you married her.
Ross: We were drunk! I would've married Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Phoebe: (Angrily) Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!

Monica: Have you figured out a way to tell him you're moving out?
Chandler: No, I keep trying, you know? I can get out, "Joey, I have to..." But then I lose my nerve and I always finish with "go to the bathroom." He may think I'm sick.

Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel.
Chandler: What gave me away?

Ross: What's up?
Monica: Well, um ... Chandler and I are moving in together.
Ross: Oh, my God. Oh, my little sister and my best friend shacking up.

Chandler: You know, when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Monica: Of course. Joey wouldn't let you have one?
Chandler: No. When it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict.

Meg: (About Ross) Well, I don't care about the divorces either, but I wouldn't date him. It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Ross: What?!
Phoebe: She said, "He's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl."
Ross: This is crazy. I mean, yes Rachel is my good friend and I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife.

Ross: I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be four-divorce guy and murderer guy and geologists.

Monica: I just couldn't do that to her; Rachel's my best friend.
Chandler: Well, Joey's my best friend.
Monica: I'm not your best friend?
Chandler: You just said! (Pause) Of course you're my best friend.

Joey: Come on! It's like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channy!
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask. Who calls us that?

Ross: Look, I just don't want my tombstone to read, "Ross Geller, Three Divorces."
Phoebe: Don't be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, "Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!" You know? Mine's gonna say, "Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive."