Chandler: (to Monica about the adoption information) Can I see the book? (seeing her reluctance to give it up) ...You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?
Monica: (holding the book, protectively) It's just so pretty and white...
Colleen: (to Chandler) Bathroom is down the hall, on your left... (after Chandler leaves the room) I would've told him to do it, too.
Monica: (to Colleen) Can I adopt you?