Friends Season 10 Episode 11

Rachel: There's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.

Ross: So, I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well, I guess we're even.
Chandler: Hmm hmm...
Ross: We are even, right?
Chandler: Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Ross: What did you do to my mom?
Chandler: Not her!

Ross: Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this.
Adrienne: Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.

Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Chandler: Who?
Ross: He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.
Chandler: Did I go to this school?

Joey: (To Gene) Hey, I know this won't put your kid through college, but would you like a Days of Our Lives mug?

(The category is Types of Trees)
Gene: Oak, maple, elm, birch...
Joey: Uh, I dunno. Types of trees?
(The category is Spanish Words)
Gene: Uh, buenos dias, enchilada, por favor...
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know any Spanish words.
(The category is Things that Burn)
Gene: Wow. A match. A candle.
Joey: Things that go "tssst" when you put them out!
Gene: A torch. A bonfire. Uh, your pee!
Joey: Things that burn!
(The category is What a Dog Might Say)
Gene: "I'd like to go for a walk." "Scratch my belly."
Joey: Dude, I think you're losing it.
Gene: "I have fur." "I like to bark."
Joey: Oh, oh, oh, what a dog says!
(The category is Pizza Toppings)
Gene: Pepperoni...
Joey: Pizza toppings! Next!
(The category is Supermodels)
Gene: Cindy Crawford. Uh, Christie Brinkley. Heidi Klum. Claudia Schiffer.
Joey: Oh, uh, uh...
Gene: Christie Turlington. Uh, Kate Moss.
Joey: Girls Chandler could never get!
(The time runs out)
Gene: (Irritated) Supermodels!
Joey: Where?

Missy: Well, Chandler and I used to make out. A lot.
Ross: You did?
Missy: Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after hours.
Ross: (Angrily) And on my turf?!

Ross: Do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?
Missy: Sure, he was in your "band." (Air quotes band)
Ross: It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.

Ross: Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
Ross: I know, and I can't stop sweating.

Chandler: (To Missy) You know, our band is playing on Friday.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!"
Missy: No way!
Chandler and Ross: Way!

Ross: Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!
Chandler: Awesome, the name really stands out.
Ross: Thanks to a little something called "Helvetica Bold 24 point"
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!

Ross: You made out with Missy Goldberg? How could you do that after you promised me?
Chandler: That didn't make us look gay at all.

Rachel: We did not know you wanted a stripper, so we went to the phone book and got the first name we could find.
Phoebe: How old's your phone book!?

Ross: Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
Monica: What? When was this?
Ross: 1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Chandler: Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.
Ross: Well, it matters to me.
Chandler: Why?
Ross: Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
Chandler: You kissed her that night, too?
Monica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.

Phoebe: I don't want to see a middle-aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a children's halloween costume.
Stripper: I may have borrowed this costume from my nephew, but what's underneath is all man.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, did you say all man, or old man?

(The word is cream)
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth!
Gene: Pass!
(Next word is mayonnaise)
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami! Anchovies! Jam!
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs.
Joey: Chickens!?
Gene: Pass!
(Next word is ketchup)
Gene: You put this on a hamburger.
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop.
Donny: Oh, time's up.

Joey: You know, some of those are pretty hard! Like, why would there be a ghost in my fridge?

Ross: Hey, that's Missy Goldberg, you gotta remember her.
Chandler: Sure... nice.
Ross: Dude, you're married to my sister.
Chandler: You're right, by saying nice I'm virtually licking her.

Joey: In High School, I once had sex in the middle of the...
Gene: Cafeteria.
Joey: Yeah! But that's not what they're looking for.

Monica: You were my mystery midnight kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!