Season 7 Episode 9

The One with All the Candy

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Dec 07, 2000 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Ross has learned that Phoebe doesn't know how to ride the bike he gave her)
      : (to Phoebe in her room) Alright, y'know what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike, then I'm sorry. I'm just gonna have to take it back.
      Phoebe: What?! Why?!
      Ross: Because! Because, it's... (walking over to her guitar) It'd be like you having this guitar and never playing it, okay? This guitar wants to be played! ...and this bike wants to be ridden! ...and, and if you don't ride it you're killing its spirit! (dramatically) The bike... is dying.
      Phoebe: Alright... if you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.
      Ross: Great! Great! You're making the bike very happy.
      Phoebe: (facetiously) Okay, Ross!
      (Ross leaves)
      Phoebe: (whispering to the bike) Please don't die!