David the scientist guy is back from Minsk. He sleeps with Phoebe, tells her he loves her, and for some reason heads right back to Minsk. Luckily for Phoebe, Joey is there to hold her while she cries.
Chandler and Rachel delight in stealing a neighbor's mail-delivered Cheesecakes. They feel guilty but not enough to stop the thievery.
Monica is not invited to her cousin's wedding. Enraged, she makes Ross take her as his date only to find that she was not invited because the groom is one of her ex-boyfriends. Ross gets kissed on the lips repeatedly by his sweaty overly made up Aunt.