Ross: (about Rachel) Oh, so you talked to her...? Did she sound mad?
Monica: No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.
Ross: Okay... I did not abandon Rachel, okay?! Emily showed up at the airport--I had to go after her... I mean, I did what I had to do. She's my wife. Rachel's my wife--Emily! Emily is my wife. Man, what is that?