Season 5 Episode 2

The One with All the Kissing

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 01, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: Rach, I think it's good that you had such a good time in Greece.
      Rachel (angry): What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece. Ross abandoned me! Okay? I couldn't get a plane out so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite! With people coming up to me going, (with accent) 'Oh, Mrs. Gellar. Why are you cry?' I mean, it was so humiliating! I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault. And you know why? Because I make very bad decisions.
      Chandler: Oh, that's not true.
      Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. I went after Ross in stupid London!
      Phoebe: London is stupid! Stupid!
      Rachel: I put on a cheerleading outfit to seduce Joshua. Then I lost him because I asked him to marry me after four dates. And then I went to Greece on somebody else's honeymoon. Okay? Do those sound like very good decisions to you?
      Monica: I like your little braid.
      Rachel: Ah, you know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore. Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London. And from now on, you make all on my decisions for me.
      Phoebe: Oh, no, I did that for someone once, I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.
      Monica: I'll do it.
      Rachel: Fine. So, Monica, you are now in charge of my love life.