Season 5 Episode 2

The One with All the Kissing

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 01, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: (after Ross leaves) Rach', I think it's good that you had such a good time in Greece.
      Rachel: (angry) What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me, okay? I couldn't get a plane out so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite! ...with people coming up to me going, (with accent) "Oh, Mrs. Geller. Why are you cry?" I mean, it was so humiliating! I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault. And y'know why? Because I make very bad decisions.
      Chandler: Oh, that's not true.
      Rachel: Yes, yes it is true. I went after Ross in stupid London!
      Phoebe: London is stupid... Stupid!
      Rachel: I put on a cheerleading outfit to seduce Joshua... then I lost him because I asked him to marry me after four dates! ...and then I went to Greece on somebody else's honeymoon. Okay... do those sound like very good decisions to you?
      Monica: (pointing at her pseudo-Grecian hairdo) I like your little braid...
      Rachel: Ah, y'know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions, anymore... Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London... and from now on, you make all on my decisions for me...
      Phoebe: Oh, no, I did that for someone once... I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.
      Monica: (jumping at the chance) I'll do it!
      Rachel: Fine. So, Monica... you are now in charge of my love life.