Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me you blew him off. Now, you listen to me, I'm calling the shots. I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave. I mean, what the hell are you trying to do?
Rachel: Well, ultimately, I was trying... Well, I, I wanted to tell him that... that I'm still in love with him.
Monica (gasps): What?! You cannot tell him that.
Rachel: Why? Why not? People love to hear that! C'mon, I love you... There, wasn't that nice?
Monica: No... I make the decisions and I say... no!
Rachel: Well, y'know what? ...you don't make my decisions, because... you're fired!
Monica: You can't fire me! ...I make your decisions and I say I'm not fired! ...Ha!