Season 5 Episode 2

The One with All the Kissing

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 01, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me you blew him off. Now, you listen to me, I'm calling the shots. I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave. I mean, what the hell are you trying to do?
      Rachel: Well, ultimately, I was trying... Well, I, I wanted to tell him that... that I'm still in love with him.
      Monica (gasps): What?! You cannot tell him that.
      Rachel: Why? Why not? People love to hear that! C'mon, I love you... There, wasn't that nice?
      Monica: No... I make the decisions and I say... no!
      Rachel: Well, y'know what? don't make my decisions, because... you're fired!
      Monica: You can't fire me! ...I make your decisions and I say I'm not fired! ...Ha!