It's New Year's Eve and all the Friends make their resolutions. Ross' resolution is to try something new every day. Phoebe's is to pilot a commercial jet which Chandler finds really funny so as usual he makes a joke about it. Then he makes his resolution to not make fun of his friends for an entire week. Joey says he would like to play guitar so that one of his skills on his resume will be true. Phoebe is happy to teach him.
Next day at Central Perk Ross gets the phone number of a girl with the name Elizabeth Hornswoggle. This is really killing Chandler.
Phoebe gives Joey his first guitar lesson but they argue about Phoebe's methode.
Rachel overhears a conversation between Monica and Chandler and finds out their secret. To bad her resolution is to gossip less. The best parts of the episode was Ross with the leather pants in the bathroom and Chandler not being able to make jokes (it was a very painful episode for him).