Phoebe (about New Year's resolutions): Mine is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
Chandler: That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths!
Phoebe: Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends--especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.