Season 5 Episode 11

The One with All the Resolutions

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 07, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Phoebe (about New Year's resolutions): Mine is to pilot a commercial jet plane.
      Chandler: That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths!
      Phoebe: Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends--especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.
      Monica: (to Chandler) She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.