Rachel: Okay, Joey, I have got to tell you something.
Joey: What? What is it?
Rachel: Oh, my God, it's so huge! ...but you have to promise me... you cannot tell anyone.
Joey: Oh, no, no! I don't wanna know.
Rachel: What? Oh, yes, you do wanna know! This is unbelievable!
Joey: Well, I don't care, Rach'. Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone.
Rachel: Wh-What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Joey: And you're not supposed to be gossiping.
Rachel: No, I know, I know. I just can't keep this one in... So, I pick up the phone and...
(Joey puts his hands over his ears and starts hollering to drown her out)