Rachel: Hey, Joey, you remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about? (Joey covers his ears and starts to holler) I'm not gonna tell you. But if you found out on your own that would be okay, and then we could talk about it, right?
Joey: Well, then it wouldn't be a secret, so that would be okay, yeah... Yeah.
Rachel: Hey, uh, Joe, would you mind going over in Chandler's bedroom and getting that book back that he borrowed from me?
Joey: Now? You want me to go over there now, I... Do you know something?
Rachel: Do you know something?
Joey: I might know something.
Rachel: I might know something, too.
Joey: What's the thing you know?
Rachel: Oh, no... I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Okay, then I can't tell you what I know.
Joey: Okay, fine. (studies her and then sneers) You don't know...
Rachel: I'll go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see the thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know.
Joey: (gasps) You know!
Rachel: And you know!
Joey: Yeah, I know!
Rachel: Chandler and Monica? Oh this is unbelievable! How long have you known?
Joey: Too long! Oh, my God, Rach', I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! But, listen, listen... you can't say anything to anybody--they're so weird about that!