Monica: (coming into the apartment) Hey, did you get the turkey baste-- (sees the turkey on Joey's head) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Who is that?
Joey: (anguished) It's Joey!
Monica: What are you doing? Is that supposed to be funny?
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
Monica: Well get it off--now!
Joey: I can't, it's stuck!
Monica: I don't care! That turkey has to feed twenty people at my parents' house and they're not going to eat it off your head!