Season 4 Episode 20

The One with All the Wedding Dresses

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 16, 1998 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Chandler: You have to go to a sleep clinic.
      Joey: Look, I told you. I'm not going to any clinic. I don't have a problem. You're the one with the problem! You should go to a Quit-being-a-baby-and-leave-me-alone clinic!
      Chandler: They don't have those.
      Joey: Yeah, they do... Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you just had your first class.

    • Monica: I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over--
      Joey: Oh, yeah!
      Monica: ...he would just roll me over and I would stop snoring...
      Chandler: Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over!
      Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do.

    • Chandler: She's got you running errands, picking up wedding dresses...(makes a whipping motion with his hand) Wah-pah!
      Ross: What's "wah-pah"?
      Chandler: You know... "whipped". Wah-pah!

    • Joey: This sucks! I didn't know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic. I'm so tired!
      Chandler: It's six o'clock!

    • (In Central Perk with Gunther eavesdropping)
      Rachel: (to Joshua) What if we got married?
      Joshua: (incredulous) What?
      Rachel: Oh, I know, I know... It's so totally like, whoa, can we do this? Y'know, I mean... but, it just feels right! Don't ya think? ...It does! It just feels right!
      Joshua: Wow! Uh... Rachel, um, you're a... real special lady... but, my divorce isn't final yet, and we've been on four dates! So, I'm thinkin'... no... but, thanks!
      Gunther: (yelling) You idiot!!

    • Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name please.
      Joey: Joey Tribbiani.
      Sleep Clinic Worker: And did you stay up all night in preparation for your study? (Joey falls asleep) Uh, sir? (Joey snores)
      Chandler: Yes, he did.

    • Chandler: Check out that girl, she is really hot.
      Joey: Yeah, she is... (falling asleep) wow... (talking in his asleep) How you doin'? You lookin' good...
      (Chandler wakes him up)
      Joey: What?!
      Chandler: You're coming on to the entire room!

    • Chandler: So, uh, what are you in for?
      Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
      Chandler: What a coincidence! I listen in my sleep.

    • Monica: (about sitting around in wedding dresses) We're really sad, aren't we?
      Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
      Monica: This isn't even my dress.
      Phoebe: At least you didn't rent yours from a store called "It's Not Too Late."

    • Rachel: Well, I just called Joshua...
      Phoebe: Oh, how'd it go?
      Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who's dying to get married... and I'm just going through a hard time.
      Phoebe: What'd he say?
      Rachel: Well, uh... his answering machine was very understanding.

    • Rachel: I feel blue.
      Monica: Sweetie, I bet you anything he's gonna call you again.
      Rachel: Yeah, maybe, but y'know, I don't think I even care! I don't think he's the one I'm sad about. I know that I said I'm totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out... I don't think I'm handling it all that well.
      Phoebe: Yeah, maybe...
      Rachel: ...and I'm just trying to figure out why?
      Phoebe: Any luck?
      Rachel: Well, yeah. You know how Ross and I have always been on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road we would be... on again... again.
      Monica: Y'know what? I think we all did.

    • Monica: (wearing the wedding dress) I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time... (wistfully) Maybe someday there will be.

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