Goof: When Joey comforts Chandler after he found out that his Internet girlfriend is married, the computer screen is clearly off.
Goof: In the scene where Monica and Phoebe are discussing Monica and Richard's "wedding" there is an obvious cut. Monica starts by the kitchen table, but when the camera faces the couch Monica has moved over there instead and is now behind Phoebe, not in front of her.
Joey: Come on, Chandler. I want this part so much. Just one kiss. I won't tell anyone.
Chandler: Joey, no means no!
Monica: (About their future) Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?
Richard: Like a hound?
Monica: Not a basset. A bassinet.
Richard: You really need the bassinet?
Monica: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.
Rachel: (About being forced to wear a bright pink, fluffy bridesmaid dress) I cannot believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 looking like something you drink when you're nauseous.
Monica: Joey, you know, maybe you're just not used to kissing men. Maybe you just tensed up a little bit. Maybe that's what you need to work on.
Joey: Yeah, that makes sense.
(Joey looks over at Ross)
Ross: Over my dead body.
(Joey looks over at Chandler)
Chandler: And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.
Rachel: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Ross: I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do? Stand up and shout "Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!"
Rachel: Yeah, better you than Barry's uncle. Oh, my God this is so humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the "Copacabana" in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh, my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Ross: Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.
Rachel: Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you.
Chandler: (Realizing his internet girl is Janice) Oh my God!
Janice: Oh... my... God! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
Ross, Joey, Rachel, Phoebe: Oh... my... God!
Phoebe: Chandler, you have got to stop staring at that door. It's like a watched pot. If you keep watching it, the door is never gonna boil.
Joel: (Making a toast) I remember when Barry came back from his first date with Rachel... (To Barry) What? You hired the same band, I can't use the same speech?
Monica: I read an article the other day that said you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat it, it kills them.
Richard: So that's why you never see pigeons in sushi bars.
Chandler: She's married. She has a husband.
Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy and you are the right guy. You don't get chances like this all the time. If you don't meet her now, you're going to be kicking yourself when you're 80, which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip.
Phoebe: We're just trying to figure out if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Joey: Oh, well just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Chandler: How do you not fall down more?
International Episode Title:
Czech Republic: Svatba (Wedding)
The sub-plot where Joey has to kiss a man was originally intended to be a story about Joey auditioning for the role of an uncircumcised man. The rest of the group then came up with various ways of making him look the part. The story was changed on the advice of network censors, who thought it was tasteless. It was used five years later in "The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin".
Fritzi Burr, who played Mrs. Weinberg in this episode, also appeared in "The One with the Stoned Guy" where she played Mrs. Tedlock and "The One Where Ross Finds Out" where she played the pet shop owner.
This episode runs 23:35 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).
Chandler: (To Rachel) I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep.
Chandler was referring to Little Bo Peep, a character from a nursery rhyme.
Chandler: Well I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum. (Ross begins laughing)
Ross: (To Rachel) I was laughing at this quip Leno made last night. I wasn't laughing at your dress. I love you.
Joey: Can you believe that? Me, not a good kisser. That's like Mother Teresa, not a good mother.
Mother Teresa was an Albanian Roman Catholic nun who founded the Missionaries of Charity and won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979 for her humanitarian work.
Joey: I met the director this time, and you will never believe who it was
Joey: All right. I'll give you one hint: Warren Beatty.
Warren Beatty is an Academy Award and Golden Globe-winning American actor, producer, screenwriter, and director.
In the girls' apartment, Rachel appears in a poofy pink dress.
Rachel: I can't believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous!
This is in reference to Pepto-Bismol a commonly used indigestion relief, which happens to be a very vivid pink in color.
Monica: I'm talking hovercars, and when apes take over the planet.
This is in reference to Planet of the Apes, a series of movies involving astronauts that arrive on a world ruled by intelligent apes.
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