Ross: (about Chandler) Joey, the guy's your best friend.
Joey: No... was my best friend... Anyway, I don't know why you're pushin' for him so hard... With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open.
Ross: Oh, who? Me?
Ross: Wow! I'm honored! And y'know what I'm gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
Ross: I'm gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
Joey: Alright... (playfully threatening) ...but if you weren't my best friend...!