Monica: I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauté sauté sauté. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job?
Joey: If it's not you, this is a horrible story.
Monica: Fortunately, it is me. And... they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much... Anyway, I just ran into Chandler and Ross downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate. ...You know, someplace nice. (heads for her bedroom)
Joey: Yeah, "someplace nice". (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney?