Season 2 Episode 5

The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 19, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Joey, Rachel and Phoebe have been discussing how financially strapped they are compared to Ross, Chandler and Monica)
      : (having just arrived home) I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop-chop-chop, sauté-sauté-sauté... All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job?
      Joey: If it's not you, this is a horrible story...
      Monica: Fortunately, it is me! And... they made me head of purchasing, thank-you very much... Anyway, I just ran into Chandler and Ross downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate. ...You know, someplace nice. (heads for her bedroom)
      Joey: Yeah, "someplace nice". (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney?