Friends

Season 2 Episode 5

The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

7
Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 19, 1995 on NBC

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    • Ross: (about the phone ringing) Still doing the screening thing?
      Chandler: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
      Machine: (Joey's voice) Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
      Jade: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
      Chandler: (picking up) Bob here.
      Jade: Oh, hi.
      Chandler: So, uh, you met someone, huh?
      Jade: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago.
      Chandler: So, uh, how was he?
      Jade: Ennh...
      Chandler: Ennh...?
      Jade: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
      Chandler: (tying to act cool) Well, that makes me feel so good.
      Jade: It was just so awkward and bumpy.
      Ross: (mouthing) Bumpy?
      Chandler: Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool technique that you're not familiar with... And maybe you have to get used to it.
      Jade: Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, if you know what I mean?