Season 2 Episode 5

The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 19, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Ross: (about the phone ringing) Still doing the screening thing?
      Chandler: I had sex today... I never have to answer that phone again.
      Machine: (Joey's voice) Here comes the beep--you know what to do...
      Jade: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen... I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day... and just so you know... I ended up meeting a guy.
      Chandler: (picking up) Bob here.
      Jade: Oh... hi.
      Chandler: So, uh... you met someone, huh?
      Jade: Yes! Yes, I did! ...In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago.
      Chandler: So, uh, how was he?
      Jade: Ennh...
      Chandler: Ennh...?
      Jade: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
      Chandler: (tying to act cool) Well, that makes me feel so good.
      Jade: It was so awkward... and bumpy...
      Ross: (mouthing) Bumpy?
      Chandler: Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool technique that you're not familiar with... And, uh... maybe you have to get used to it.
      Jade: Well, there really wasn't much time to get used to it--if you know what I mean...