Ross: (reading from his "list") "Isabella Rossellini".
Chandler: Ooh-hoo! Very hot, very sexy. But, uh... y'know, she's too international... Y'know, she's never gonna be around.
Chandler: So, you gotta play the odds... pick somebody who's gonna be in the country, like, all the time.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rossellini... geography.