Season 5 Episode 13

The One with Joey's Bag

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 04, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Chandler: Listen, I just wanted to apologize about this afternoon and the whole massage thing, y'know. I... I really like 'em.
      Monica: Oh, please, stop. We're supposed to be honest with each other. I, I just wish you could tell me... just say, "I don't like your massages."
      Chandler: (with great difficulty) ...I don't like your massages.
      Monica: (starts to cry) See? It's no big deal...
      Chandler: Okay, but now see, you're crying.
      Monica: I'm not crying about that. I'm crying about something that happened at work.
      Chandler: What?
      Monica: (with renewed tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages!
      Chandler: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything.
      Monica: (completely distraught) Oh, my God! You don't know me at all!!