Chandler: You give the best "bad" massages... If anybody was looking for the best "bad" massage... and they were thinking to themselves, who's the best at that? ...they'd have to go to you.
Monica: Huh... So, you're saying that if there was an award for the best "bad" massage, well... who would get that?
Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You, Monica--and you would get all the votes.
Monica: So, maybe they could call the award, the "Monica"?
Chandler: (smiling affectionately) Absolutely.