Season 5 Episode 13

The One with Joey's Bag

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 04, 1999 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Chandler: (suddenly inspired) Okay... You give the worst massages in the world!
      : I'm crying here!!
      Chandler: Look... hear me out, okay? ...You give the best "bad" massages! ...If anybody was looking for the best "bad" massage... and they were thinking to themselves, who's the best at that? ...they'd have to go to you.
      Monica: Huh... So, you're saying, like, um... if there was an award for the best bad massage, well... who would get that?
      Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You, Monica--and you would get all the votes!
      Monica: So, maybe they could, um... call the award, "The Monica"?
      Chandler: (smiling affectionately) Absolutely.