Friends Season 5 Episode 22

Ross: Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me or something? 'Cause if are, please tell me what it is I did!
Phoebe: Well if you don't know, I can't help you.
Ross: Well, I don't know.
Phoebe: Well, I can't help you.

Ross: I just wanna say goodbye to you guys and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on black 15.
Joey: You got it!
Ross: All right!
(Joey mimes "No way!" to Chandler)

Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Ya know? I'm gonna miss him!
Phoebe: Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!

Joey: Hey! You ready to go?
Chandler: Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough?

Phoebe: (About which route to take to Vegas) Oh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
Joey: Great! Problem solved!
Phoebe: But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
Joey: Well, back to square one.

Chandler: (About going on the road trip) Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are we going to do about my job?
Joey: Oh, um, not go.

Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seen my list by the way?
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
Phoebe: Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says "Ross" on it.

Chandler: (About Joey kicking him out of the car on the bridge) Well, I don't know what made him so mad, you know. All I said was that I didn't think this was going to be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him and that, you know, it didn't sounded like a real movie. Okay, he should have pushed me off the bridge.

Joey: (Driving) I'm getting pretty tired. You'll have to take over soon.
Chandler: We've been driving for a half-hour, and you haven't looked at the road once.
Joey: Don't worry. It's out there.

Rachel: All right fine, I have a weird thing with my eye. Can we just not talk about it please.
Everyone: Alright.
Monica: Hey Rach. You know that great song "Me, Myself, and (Touches eye) I!"
(Rachel freaks out)
Ross: Hey. Does anyone want to get some lunch? All those in favor say (Touches eye) I!
Rachel: Ross! Stop it!
Chandler: How much did I love The King and (Touches eye) I?
Rachel: Chandler!
Joey: (Touches eye repeatedly) Me too! Me too!
(The group keeps touching their eyes)
Rachel: Stop it, stop it! C'mon!
Joey: (Hold his eye in pain) Owwwwww.
Chandler: You okay there man?
Joey: Yeah, I got too excited.

Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.

Chandler: Richard? Ugh, that's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard.
Monica: Since we've been going out I might have mentioned his name twice.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard.