Friends Season 8 Episode 19

Monica: (About Joey's name being an answer on a crossword puzzle) This is so cool! We know 3 Down. (Touches Joey's arm) I'm touching 3 Down.
Joey: Yeah you are, baby.
Monica: 3 Down knows I'm married. What's 3 Down doing?

Phoebe: I just think that you don't expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Interviewer: Oh, I like that. What's your name?
Phoebe: Um, Phoebe Buffay.
Interviewer: How do you spell that so we can get it right?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. It's P as in Phoebe, H as in Hoebe, O as in Obe, E as in Ebe, B as in Bebe and E as in ... E'llo there mate.

Rachel: Come on Joey, you will totally keep it in check this time. And plus, you know, the publicity would be really good for your career. And you deserve that. And if you do the interview, you could mention, oh I don't know, "gal pal Rachel Green."
Chandler: Is that "gal pal" spelled L-O-S-E-R?

Interviewer: How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Joey: Really? Wow. I don't even know any huge gay people.
Chandler: It hurts me. It physically hurts me.

Interviewer: One last question. Other than Days of Our Lives, what other soap operas do you watch?
Joey: Oh I don't watch soap operas. I mean excuse me, I have a life you know.
Interviewer: Thank you. I'm sure the readers of Soap Opera Digest will be very interested to hear that.

Joey: In my spare time, I read to the blind. And I'm also a mento, for kids.
Interviewer: A Men...to..?
Joey: You know, a mento. A role-model.
Interviewer: A Mento. Like the candy?
Joey: As a matter of fact, I do.