Drake Ramoray comes out of his coma thanks to a radical brain transplant from Jessica Lockhart, a soap actress who meets an ugly fate with a horse and an electric fence. Joey of course consoles Jessica when she finds out she has lost her job, and if you think that means they got busy you know Mr. Tribbiani.
Ross decides to play Kool and the Gang's "Celebration" on bagpipes at the Geller-Bing wedding. Sis Monica is not pleased.
Phoebe and Rachel find a cell phone they think has been left by a hot guy. They argue over who gets to return it. Rachel is dismayed when it turns out to be the property of a guy who went to school with Mickey Rooney. Phoebe isn't as picky!