Cecilia: (coming out of Joey's bedroom) Well, you certainly "owned" that room.
Joey: Actually, I rent the whole place... and I just got what you meant... Thank-you.
Rachel: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: (sees Cecilia) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, Jessica Lockhart! In my apartment! I am such a huge fan! I am such a huge fan!
Cecilia: Well, it's nice to know that your work--
Rachel: Monica! Monica! (runs out the door)
Joey: That's my roommate, Rachel.
Cecilia: Oh, that explains all the women's underwear!
Joey : Uh... sure.
(Rachel and Monica come back in)
Monica: Oh, my God... it's true! You are so amazing! Can I just ask you to do me one favor?
Monica : Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?!
Cecilia: I'd love to, but my lawyer says I can't do that anymore.
Rachel: Wow. You seem really, really nice.
Joey: Okay, buh-bye.
Rachel: I mean not fake at all, like most famous people.
Joey : Alright, here we go. (starts pushing Rachel and Monica towards the door)
Monica: Okay, just one more thing, just one more thing. (up close to Cecilia) You're a stupid bitch!
Cecilia: I really can't slap you.