Season 7 Episode 16

The One with Joey's New Brain

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 15, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Cecilia: (coming out of Joey's bedroom) Well, you certainly "owned" that room.
      Joey: Actually, I rent the whole place... and I just got what you meant... Thank-you.
      Rachel: (entering) Hey.
      Joey: Hi.
      Rachel: (sees Cecilia) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, Jessica Lockhart! In my apartment! I am such a huge fan! I am such a huge fan!
      Cecilia: Well, it's nice to know that your work--
      Rachel: Monica! Monica! (runs out the door)
      Joey: That's my roommate, Rachel.
      Cecilia: Oh, that explains all the women's underwear!
      Joey: Uh... sure.
      (Rachel and Monica come back in)
      Monica: Oh, my God... it's true! You are so amazing! Can I just ask you to do me one favor?
      Cecilia: Certainly.
      Monica: Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?!
      Cecilia: I'd love to, but my lawyer says I can't do that anymore.
      Rachel: Wow. You seem really, really nice.
      Joey: Okay, buh-bye.
      Rachel: I mean not fake at all, like most famous people.
      Joey: Alright, here we go. (starts pushing Rachel and Monica towards the door)
      Monica: Okay, just one more thing, just one more thing. (up close to Cecilia) You're a stupid bitch!
      Cecilia: I really can't slap you.