Season 7 Episode 16

The One with Joey's New Brain

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 15, 2001 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jessica: (Coming out of Joey's bedroom) Well, you certainly own that room.
      Joey: Actually, I rent the whole place... and I just got what you meant. Thank you!
      (Rachel comes in)
      Rachel: Hey.
      Joey: Hi.
      Rachel: (Sees Jessica) Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, Jessica Lockhart! In my apartment! I am such a huge fan, I am such a huge fan!
      Jessica: Well, it's nice to know that your work-Rachel: Monica! Monica! (Runs out the door)
      Joey: That's my roommate, Rachel.
      Jessica: Oh, that explains all the women's underwear!
      Joey : Uh... sure.
      (Rachel and Monica come back in)
      Monica: Oh my god, it's true! You are so amazing! Can I just ask you to do me one favor?
      Jessica: Certainly.
      Monica : Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?!
      Jessica: I'd love to, but my lawyer says I can't do that anymore.
      Rachel: Wow. You seem really, really nice.
      Joey: Okay, buh bye.
      Rachel: I mean not fake at all, like most famous people. <Joey : Alright, here we go. (Starts pushing Rachel and Monica towards the door)
      Monica: Okay just one more thing, just one more thing. (To Jessica) You're a stupid bitch!
      Jessica: I really can't slap you.