Ross: (after Rachel has signed the divorce papers) I gotta say, I know I divorce a lot of women? ...never thought I'd be divorcing you.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married that would be the one that stuck... and it wouldn't be a secret... and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut...
Ross: Oh! (laughs) Did, did I even treat?
Rachel: No, it was on the house... It was a newlywed special.
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life.