Season 6 Episode 20

The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Apr 13, 2000 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Joey: You don't even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have a machine!
      Chandler: Which I bought for you. Taught you how to use it. You thought it was a copier.

    • Joey: (About foosball) Hey, how cool would it be if you could watch, like, a real life-sized version of this, huh? I mean, how crazy would that be?
      Chandler: As crazy as soccer?

    • Ross: (About the chess game) It's your turn.
      Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?

    • Monica: We're suppose to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
      Chandler: Yeah, okay, I was just talking to the guys. Look at them. I mean, is it okay if they come visit?
      Monica: What about my allergies?
      Chandler: Oh, right. Your allergies. (To the chick and duck) All her. She hates you.

    • Chandler: (To the chick and the duck) Oh, come on, guys, it's not like I moved to Europe. I just moved across the hall. And we would have you over all the time if it weren't for Monica's allergies. (The duck quacks) You're right. I could never lie to you. She hates you.

    • Monica: Aren't you dressed yet?
      Chandler: Am I naked again?

    • Joey: (About his Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. audition ) If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again. No, I didn't say that, that doesn't count!

    • Rachel: Joey, if you get this, you'll be the star of your own TV show. You'll be like the big cheese. Or the Big Mac. Hey, you love those!

    • Chandler: (Leaving Joey a message) Mac audition at two, allergy actor attacked. By dog, not flowers.

    • Joey:The callback isn't until 5 tomorrow I feel like my heads about to explode.
      Chandler: Well it is overdue.

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