Magna Doodle: A drawing of a robot's head
Goof: Just before Chandler writes the message for Joey on the Magna Doodle, there is a picture on it, but you never see him erase it.
Goof: Rachel's hair is a few inches longer in this episode than in the episode right before it.
Rachel: Joey, if you get this, you'll be the star of your own TV show. You'll be like the big cheese. ...Or the Big Mac! Hey, you love those!
Ross: (about the chess game) It's your turn.
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?
Joey: The callback isn't until five tomorrow... I feel like my head's about to explode!
Chandler: Well it is overdue.
Joey: (about his Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. audition ) If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again... No, I didn't say that! That doesn't count!
Chandler: (to the chick and the duck) Oh, c'mon, guys, it's not like I moved to Europe. I just moved across the hall. And we would have you over all the time if it weren't for Monica's allergies. (the duck quacks) You're right. I could never lie to you. She hates you.
Monica: Aren't you dressed yet?
Chandler: Am I naked again?
Monica: (coming into Joey's apartment) We're suppose to meet my parents in fifteen minutes!
Chandler: Yeah, okay... I was just talking to the guys... (points at the birds) Look at them--I mean, is it okay if they come visit?
Monica: What about my allergies?!
Chandler: Oh, right, your allergies. (aside to the chick and duck) All her--she hates you!
Joey: (about foosball) Hey, how cool would it be if you could watch, like, a real life-sized version of this, huh? I mean, how crazy would that be?
Chandler: As crazy as soccer?
Joey: You don't even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have a machine!
Chandler: Which I bought for you... taught you how to use it... You thought it was a copier.
Chandler: (leaving Joey a message on the Magna Doodle) Mac audition at two... allergy actor attacked. (after a moment) ...by dog, not flowers.