Rachel: (handing out copies of her book) Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay? Oh! ...and on page two, he's not reaching for her "heaving beasts".
Phoebe: What? She could have heaving beasts.
Rachel: Right, right... but in this case, she doesn't.
Monica: What's a "niffle"?
Joey: You can usually find them on the "heaving beasts".
Rachel: Alright, alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist...
Ross: Wait... Did you get to the part about his "huge, throbbing pens"? I'll tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Rachel: Alright, that's it. Give 'em back!
Phoebe: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no! I just got to the part about her "public hair."