Season 1 Episode 11

The One with Mrs. Bing

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 05, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rachel: (handing out copies of her book) Okay... now this is just the first chapter... and I want your absolute honest opinion, okay? Oh! ...and on page two, he's not reaching for her "heaving beasts".
      Phoebe: What? She could have "heaving beasts".
      Rachel: Right, right... but in this case, she doesn't.
      Monica: What's a "niffle"?
      Joey: You can usually find them on the "heaving beasts".
      Rachel: Alright, alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist...
      Ross: Wait... Did you get to the part about his "huge, throbbing pens"? I'll tell ya... you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
      Rachel: Alright, that's it... Give 'em back!
      Phoebe: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no! I just got to the part about her "public hair."