Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written... No, I mean it! I mean, when I read "Euphoria at Midnight", all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora: Oh, please, honey, listen... If I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! ...you have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, ladies and gentlemen!