Season 9 Episode 5

The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 31, 2002 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Judy finally arrives and lets Ross and Rachel back into the apartment)
      Rachel: (to Emma) Whoa, God! Oh, thank God you're okay. Oh, I'm so sorry we left you. Mommy will never leave you again. Never, ever, ever again.
      Ross: Great. So let's get going.
      Rachel: Oh, no, I mean it! After what just happened, I'm never leaving her again.
      Judy: I understand. Separation is hard. One time, I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor, and he got so upset he took off all his clothes, tucked his willie between his legs, and cried, "Mommy, I'm a girl! Take me with you!"
      Ross: (dryly, to Judy) Somehow, over time, it got easier to be apart from you.