Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon... No, no wait! An eagle flew in! ...Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water... Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment!!
Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.