Season 2 Episode 9

The One with Phoebe's Dad

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Dec 14, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Ross: (to Rachel) Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing... (walks over to Treeger) Mr. Treeger, (handing him some bills) here is fifty bucks... Merry Christmas.
      Mr. Treeger: Oh, wow... I didn't get you anything... (choosing one of the bills) Here's five back.
      Ross: No-no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright? Oh, hey... do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
      Mr. Treeger: No can do... Like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Tuesday.
      Monica: Ross.
      Ross: Yeah.
      Monica: Looks like he's playin' baseball!
      Ross: ...You mean "hardball"?
      Monica: ...Whatever.