Season 2 Episode 4

The One with Phoebe's Husband

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 12, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rachel: (on the phone) Mom, would you relax? That was ten blocks from here and the woman was walking alone at night... I would never do that. (listening) Mom, come on, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing-- (a pigeon flies in through the window) Oh, my God! I gotta go! (hangs up the phone, then speaking gently to the pigeon) Okay, that's fine, you just read the paper. I'm gonna get a pot--it's not for you... Okay, that's fine, read the Family Circus... enjoy the gentle comedy... (traps the pigeon under a pot) Ah! (then as she slips the lid underneath) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Ah!