Season 9 Episode 12

The One with Phoebe's Rats

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 16, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rachel: (about Gavin staring at Heather) I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, okay? This is a work environment; she's your subordinate.
      Gavin: ...But it was okay when you slept with your old assistant, Tag?
      Rachel: That is totally different for two reasons. One, I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass. We had a, we had a deep, meaningful relationship.
      Gavin: Huh. What was Tag's last name?
      Rachel: It was... (trying to remember) Oh, my God! (recovering) He didn't, he didn't have a last name! It was just "Tag." You know, like "Cher", or... you know, "Moses".
      Gavin: But it was a deep, meaningful relationship.
      Rachel: Oh, you know what, my first impression of you was absolutely right! You are arrogant, you are pompous--Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Ha!
      Gavin: It was Jones.
      Rachel: Ohhh, what are you, his boyfriend?