Season 9 Episode 12

The One with Phoebe's Rats

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 16, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Rachel: (About Gavin staring at Heather's ass) I just think you are totally inappropriate, okay? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.
      Gavin: I thought it was okay when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
      Rachel: That is totally different for two reasons. One, I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deep meaningful relationship.
      Gavin: What's Tag's last name?
      Rachel: It was... (She can't remember) Oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag." You know, like Cher, or you know, Moses.
      Gavin: But it was a deep meaningful relationship.
      Rachel: Oh, you know what, my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous-- Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
      Gavin: It was Jones.
      Rachel: Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?