Friends

Season 10 Episode 14

The One with Princess Consuela

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Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 26, 2004 on NBC
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Monica and Chandler visit their house, which is in escrow, where Joey is comforted about losing his friends by the 8-year-old girl who presently lives there. Phoebe learns that she can change her name to whatever she wants, which turns out to be Princess Consuela Bananahammock. After Mike changes his name to Crap Bag, she decides to just be Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan. Ross gets tenure at his job. Rachel's boss is sitting next to her at an interview, and she loses her job. However, she runs into her old friend Mark, who offers her a job in Paris.moreless

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  • princess consuela bananahammock and crap bag

    10
    Monica and Chandler visit their house, which is in escrow, where Joey is comforted about losing his friends by the 8-year-old girl who presently lives there. Phoebe learns that she can change her name to whatever she wants, which turns out to be Princess Consuela Bananahammock. After Mike changes his name to Crap Bag, she decides to just be Phoebe Buffay Hannigan. Ross gets tenure at his job. But Rachel's boss is sitting next to her at an interview, and she loses her job. However, she runs into her old friend Mark, who offers her a job in Paris.moreless
  • ...

    10
    Loved this episode. I think this has alot of comedy, perhaps more than alot of the other episodes. This episode is different because it is mainly set around Pheobe and Mike. We hardly get to see much of mike and he is really quite funny. Pheobes craziness and weirdness makes this show.Loved this episode. I think this has alot of comedy, perhaps more than alot of the other episodes. This episode is different because it is mainly set around Pheobe and Mike. We hardly get to see much of mike and he is really quite funny. Pheobes craziness and weirdness makes this show.moreless
  • i liked it

    9.0
    i liked very much the thing with the names.. specially the one of Crap Bag haha its not like this is my favorite episode but definitly i liked it and is one of the ones that i will not forget cause my cousine and i still laugh of pheobes name from time to time
  • review >

    9.0
    one of my favourite friends episodes coz :-

    princess consuela banana hammock

    crap bag

    mike : i love princess consuela

    phoebe : i love crap

    and i really hate writing reviews coz i need 50 words :|

    phoebe: my friends can call me valerie

    then she changed her name back

    rated 9 for the funny name
Brent Spiner

Brent Spiner

James Campbell

Guest Star

Tom Dugan

Tom Dugan

maitre d'

Guest Star

Craig Robinson (I)

Craig Robinson (I)

The Clerk

Guest Star

Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd

Mike Hannigan

Recurring Role

Steve Ireland

Steve Ireland

Mr. Zelner

Recurring Role

Steven Eckholdt

Steven Eckholdt

Mark Robinson

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  • TRIVIA (8)

    • Trivia: There's a little deja vu in this episode:
       
      Rachel: Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren. 
      Chandler: That is a bad interview.

      And in Season 6's "The One with the Joke":

      Joey: I didn't get the part and I lost my job here.
      Phoebe: That is a bad audition.

    • Trivia: When Mark meets Ross and Rachel outside of Ralph Lauren's, Rachel says to him, "You remember Ross?", to which Mark replies, "Sure, sure... What's with the chair?" You can see, however, that between "Sure, sure", and "What's with the chair", Mark says something else that was removed from the soundtrack. Rachel's "Ah" must have been dubbed in afterwards. When Mark leaves, Ross asks Rachel who that was, so what was removed was likely something that would have reminded him of Mark and therefore made the follow-up question seem strange.

    • Trivia: Although Phoebe changed her name to "Princess Consuela Bananahammock", she says that her friends can call her "Valerie". Valerie is in reality Lisa Kudrow's middle name.

    • Goof: When Ross hugs Rachel in Central Perk, after finding out she has been fired, he leans his face against hers twice.

    • Goof: After Phoebe told Monica and Chandler her new name, Monica exclaimed "Phoebe!" and Phoebe corrected her by saying "Princess Consuela." However, a couple of seconds after, Monica asked if they have to called her that, but she said her friends have to call her "Valerie."

    • Goof: At the very beginning of the episode when Mike & Phoebe and Chandler & Monica are eating dinner, the microphone is visible at the top of the screen.

    • Goof: In the scene where Phoebe and Mike discuss Phoebe's name change, you can see Mike's scarf change from tied to untied repeatedly between shots.

    • Trivia: It is revealed in this episode that Monica never legally changed her last name from Geller to Geller-Bing.

  • QUOTES (18)

    • (Ross and Rachel have just been sharing their good news and Joey enters)
      Joey: Guess what? I finally got that seed out of my teeth!
      Monica: (facetiously) I don't know who I'm happiest for...
      Phoebe: I do! He's been working on that all day!

    • Phoebe: Hey Mon, was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?
      Monica: No... (gesturing to herself and Chandler) No, it felt nice to acknowledge this.
      Phoebe: Where did you go to do it?
      Monica: Um, the uh... The Ministry of Names... Bureau.

    • Chandler: Hey, Joe. We got a couple things we gotta check out at the new house. You wanna come with us?
      Joey: (curtly) No, thank you.
      Monica: Alright, I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.
      Chandler: Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
      Joey: But, no, it's not close. You said it was in Escrow? I couldn't even find that on the map!

    • Joey: I bet you I can even get Mike to do that thing. What is it?
      (Phoebe whisper's into Joey's ear)
      Joey: I am not gonna help you do that!

    • Rachel: (to the Maitre D') Hi, I'm here to see Mr Campbell with Gucci. The reservation is probably under "Gucci". It's spelled like "Gukky", which could be confusing.

    • Phoebe: (to Monica and Chandler) Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So, meet "Princess Consuela Bananahammock".

    • Chandler: (to Rachel as she enters Central Perk) Hey! How'd the interview go?
      Rachel: Ach! ...Not good.
      Chandler: You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.
      Rachel: Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.
      Chandler: That is a bad interview.

    • Ross: (popping open a bottle of champagne) Gunther! Six glasses!
      Gunther: (counting heads) Six? You want me to join you?
      Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here... Five is good. (realizing he just hurt Gunther's feelings) Wow, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.

    • Joey: This place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
      Chandler: What?
      Joey: Fungus!! Yeah. The place is full of it.
      Monica: No, it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
      Joey: Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
      Monica: Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog... the whole ride here.
      Joey: Maybe... So this is the, uh, living room huh? Ooh! Pretty dark... (gropes Chandler as if he can't see him)
      Monica: No, it's not!
      Joey: Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!
      Chandler: When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?

    • Mackenzie: (coming into her bedroom and finding Joey there) Who are you?
      Joey: Oh, hi. I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?
      Mackenzie: I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.

    • Joey: (about Chandler and Monica buying Mackenzie's house) Look, there's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
      Mackenzie: Like what?
      Joey
      : Oh! Okay, you come with me and you tell 'em that the house is haunted!
      Mackenzie: What are you, eight?
      Joey: Ah, oh... Okay, let's hear your great idea!
      Mackenzie: I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.

    • Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
      Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdale's? You were insanely jealous of him.
      Ross: That is Mark?
      Rachel: Yes.
      Ross: I hate that guy! No, no, no, you cannot go to dinner with him.
      Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
      Ross: Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna give you a job. Maybe make you his sexretary!

    • Joey: You know what? This house... is great.
      Chandler: Really? What changed your mind?
      Joey: Oh, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.
      Chandler: (melodramatically) Joey... There was a little girl who lived here, but she died, like, thirty years ago...
      Joey: (in a state of shock) What?!
      Chandler: (after a moment, laughing) I'm just messing with you.
      Joey: That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!

    • Mike: (to Phoebe when meeting Rita) Why don't you introduce me?
      Phoebe: (after some hesitation) Uh, Rita? This is my husband...
      Rita: (shakes Mike's hand) Oh!
      Mike: (to Phoebe) Why don't you tell her my name...?
      Phoebe: (embarrassed) Okay, I will. This is... This is my husband... Crap Bag.
      Rita: (nodding uncertainly) Crap Bag?
      Mike: (deadpan) If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.

    • Ross: (coming into Monica and Chandler's apartment) Hey. Is Rachel here?
      Monica: Nope.
      Ross: She's still at dinner?
      Monica: I guess. Why, who's she with?
      Ross: That guy Mark, from Bloomingdale's? She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
      Chandler: It's seven years ago... My time machine works!

    • Ross: How was dinner?
      Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
      Ross: Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?!
      Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
      Ross: (quickly changing gears) ...Should we send something?

    • Ross: Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (suddenly inspired) You know what?! This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest!
      Rachel: The job is in Paris.

    • Joey: (on the phone) I mean, this soap opera's a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? Y'know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?
      (Cuts to Mackenzie, the young girl from the house in Westchester)
      Mackenzie: I don't know... but you know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. Hold on. (puts the phone next to the ear of a stuffed bear)
      Joey: Hey, Bailey, I need some career advice...

  • NOTES (6)

  • ALLUSIONS (1)

    • Rachel: I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me!

      Gucci is a popular designer clothing brand founded by Guccio Gucci in 1921.

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