Joey: (checking out Monica and Chandler's new house) This place is great! I'm so happy for you guys. Although, y'know... I hope you like fungus.
Joey: Fungus! Yeah. The place is full of it.
Monica: No, it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
Joey: Okay, then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
Monica: Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog... the whole ride here.
Joey: Maybe... So this is the, uh, living room huh? Ooh! Pretty dark... (gropes Chandler as if he can't see him)
Monica: No, it's not!
Joey: Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!
Chandler: When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?